Hi theres mister Popcorn TPO! Mine name is Zodiac and I live in the southwest untied stats. That's what my momma says. Anyways, I am a lovely silver mitt ferret girl with a very cute, utterly kissable black nose. Did I mention utterly kissable? I am perfectly healthy with NO BAD BREATH. How many other girls can says that, eh?? I have perfect manners when eating and defecting, er, defecating. I ALWAYS use the litterbox, and I'm the only one (other than my old bruther Dude) who is consistent! I love to eats chicken wings, I will be happy to share! I'm glad you like ferretone, I have knocked over manys of bottles in my life (I'm turning like FIVE this October!! I'm still very young and pretty though). I love to sleep in one of Ms. Angie's barrels, we had to get the XL because of my fat--er, plump as mommy says, brother Johnny. Me? I'm a PERECTLY porportioned girly ferret. My mom says she lucky that I'm so heaalthy because she's soon tooooo many skinny-skinny girly ferrets. I am a very good, muscular (in a sexy way) size. My idea of a perfect date would be sleeping in at least two different spots for about 13 hours, getting loose into a non-ferret proofed room, digging in a box of dirt, playing in the new cat jungle gym, and sharing a romantic dinner of raw, meaty chicken and mice. Love, Zodiac Krista and her five fuzzy kids:) Interested in saving the lives of animals? Visit http://www.veganoutreach.org/index.html or email me for more info. [Posted in FML issue 5230]