Dear Miss Cassie, Dat Ping is He fella may have giben you a bumper sticker. But I am going to send you a Super Tonks bumper sticker. They are getting to be the cool thing in California. Only the coolest people have them. People dat don't know us, and don't have ferrets came up to my Aunty Kaffleen and said how cool it was. So I will send you one. Now, date Ping is he guys says I lied about being a TPO member, I didn't lie, I just forgot. Being a super hero is serious business, I can't be expected to remember eberyting. And I don't smell like poop like Ping is he says. It's a poof, like any self respecting ferret smells like. Now about this BFF Ifsy. How can a ferret be a muscular he man named Ifsy?? That's a sissy name!! I am a big strappin hubba hubba manly ferret. And I am soft and cuddly too. And I don't have prairie dog breath OR beer nut breath. What were these ferrets thinking? I have Mazuri breath and my Uncle Chet says I have kissable lips, and HE KNOWS cause he is Wolfy's cub. And don't forget Miss Cassie, I have da Hover wagon. Poof, Tonks, Superhero Extrodinaire [Posted in FML issue 5230]