Ok you Miss (Ms) Robin Jones! I see your Oscar Meyer "Mangled Mustelid Music" contribution to the FML, (Which BTW, I just must commend you on your excellent use of the cute factor!!) and I raise you one "Mangled Mustelid Music" contribution. Keeping in the spirit of Oscar Meyer, my My Ode to Oscar, ! My Ode to Oscar Oh my ferret has a first name, it's O*s*c*a*r. Oh my ferret has a second name, it's O*s*k*e*y. Oh I love to cuddle her each day, And if you ask me why I'll s----a----yyyyyy! Cuz Oskey Poskey has a way, to melt my heart in every way. S.P. 05/25/05 Mommy loves you, Oskie-Poskie-Puddin-Pie I hope you are dookin' like you've never dooked before, up there at the Bridge 1995-2005 [Posted in FML issue 5238]