My Weezil has a first name it's O-s-c-a-r
My Weezil has a second name it's M-a-y-e-r
Oh-h-h-h-h, AND if you ask me I will say..
Oscar Mayer has a way with dook-a-doodle all the day!
 
Oscar Mayer Weezil!!!
 
PS- His REAL Name!  It's on his birth certificate!
 
John and Weezils 8
[Posted in FML issue 5236]