Now remember, cut me a break. The more 'tarded my songs are the better I like 'em. My fair-et has a first name, It's D-i-p-p-y My fair-et has a second name, It's S-t-o-u-t Oh I love to pet her every day And if you ask me why I'll saaaaay.... Cause Dippy Stout has a way with l-o-v-i-n-g-m-e Oh I wish I were a little fair-et, That is what I truly like to be, Cause if I were a little fair-et, Everyone would be in love with me! Wolfy, superb song writer [Posted in FML issue 5234]