Hi, Zodiac (with lilt in voice),
 
Your perfect date is my perfect too!  Maybe we can get together for a
nice, long nap.  My mommy says dat da southwest is a LONG way from here.
I tink we is in the Northeast somewhere.  I just loves a beautiful silver
mitt wif a utterly kissable black nose!  Let me share my 'tone wif you.
 
Love,
Popcorn
[Posted in FML issue 5231]