Dear Ping is He and Super Tonks,
 
I be writing to you 'cause I needs your expert help.  I now have not one
beautiful ferret, but TWO!  Dis was more dan I bargained for.  I figure
since you two are real he-ferrets of the world, you might have some
advice.  Bowf of da girls ound wunerful and lots of fun (and snuggly,
he-he!).  I would 'preciate any help you could give me.
 
Yours,
Popcorn, TPO
[Posted in FML issue 5231]