Dear Tonks
Mommy says I may ride in your hover wagon if it has airbags.  She warned
me though to be careful if the airbags go off--she says it's worse than
a mad ferret's poof!
 
Thank you for sending me a bumper sticker.  I'll ask Mommy to put it on
my cage next to the sticker from Mr. He and Ms. Puma.
 
Your friend
Cassie
[Posted in FML issue 5231]