Dear Mr. Petey TPO This is Parris, I wear a White Fur Coat. My friend (not) Mz. Lily is a card carrying member of your TPO Club. She seems so very proud of her membership. Why is beyond me. I am very diligent to keep my White Fur Coat in the utmost pristine condition. I would think a Princess Parris TPO would be so terribly........ UGH! However, should the need arise for my own membership, I shall contact you through the *anonymous* e-mail address on this list. Thank you for understanding. Sincerely, Princess Parris [Posted in FML issue 5199]