Dear Mr. Petey TPO
 
This is Parris, I wear a White Fur Coat.
 
My friend (not) Mz. Lily is a card carrying member of your TPO Club.
She seems so very proud of her membership.
 
Why is beyond me.
 
I am very diligent to keep my White Fur Coat in the utmost pristine
condition.
 
I would think a Princess Parris TPO  would be so terribly........ UGH!
 
However, should the need arise for my own membership, I shall contact
you through the *anonymous* e-mail address on this list.
 
Thank you for understanding.
 
Sincerely,
Princess Parris
[Posted in FML issue 5199]