My brudder and sisters just got der TPO Club cards in da mail today.
Boy, dey sure is 'cited to be official members.  Mommy says she wants
to see us reach our goal of 100 members, so she is gonna nominate our
vet and a couple other special people to be in our club.  Dis is so
cool!  And we is helpin' SOS help udder ferts!  Talk to ya later, dude!
 
Popcorn PTO, vice-chair-ferret
[Posted in FML issue 5217]