It was official, today at 1:23 PM the Bean-Gas Hover-Wagon was sighted flying along the Sierra foothills in California. Dang! I just moved, how did Robin and Wolfy find me so fast! It was an exciting but frightening experience. We ran for the old underground bomb shelters but realized a housing tract was built on top of it 30 years ago. We tried to hide in the rice box, but were fearful that Super Tonks would drop poos on our back sides as they passed overhead. Where are the rescue vessels? I think Suki has them! Total pandemonium broke out. Every human, cat, dog, ferret, rat, mouse, bird for himself! The poo is flying--I mean dropping. (If your wondering how 'Super" got in Tonks name, check out the size of his poo!) At least I hope it is just him dropping the poo. Robin and Wolfy are the only ones in the Hover Wagon and they are eating beans. I'm so scared. Oh, where to hide, where to hide! One meal of beans keeps the hover wagon running for 24 hours. I know these guys are up to no good! They are out stirring up trouble again. Get out the golf umbrellas and run for your lives! Deva [Posted in FML issue 5201]