The following was written by Baby before Mikette's death. She was patiently waiting for me to get my checkbook out before announcing her request to join. I will now post it for Baby in honor of her sister Mikette and the poop stains she left behind. Dooks and Hello's. (stands up and addresses the crowd) My name is Baby, and I would like to join the TPO club. I have not been, ahem, pooped upon. However I have been "pooped". Poop in front of MY litterbox, poop in front of the cage with my hammy, poop in front of the food bowl. Everywhere my little paws try to take me is poop. My whole life has been pooped on. My sister Mikette does not have the restraint or agility that I have. And it's a good thing I'm agile, I have had to avoid quite a few poop piles to avoid being pooped myself. While I love my sister and do my best to handle all this poop with my tail up [Mommy's note: tail up is ferret equivilent to chin up] it does get discouraging now and then. I think that the support of the TPO club would be helpful. It's good to see how many others are dealing with poop! Thanks Petey for standing up to your name, and giving us all a place to belong! Dooks Baby [Posted in FML issue 5207]