April 2006 News Master Largo's News Reporter Andy Cub-Reporter in Training Possum Ziggy Reporter of a higher order Possum Here: Hey Andy! What is up with mum? Andy Here: I Don't know what you are talking about Possum. Possum Here: Well mum usually is running around lots and lots like I do, sometimes I can't keep away from her and she don't do that no more! Andy Here: Oh that! Well mum has been real real sick for about 4 weeks so she is only doing what absolutely has to be done and chasing you isn't one of those things. Possum Here: Well okay being sick and not chasing me is one thing; but she keeps making this funny sound like chirping, you know like a bird? Andy Here: Oh that, well that is part my fault, part my far away mom's fault and part mum's fault. You see before you gots here to the shelter mum developed this allergy to food. So she has to be careful what she eats. She use to eat lots and lots of cereal but then when she got the allergy she couldn't eat the cereal she use to. Possum Here: Yeah but what does that have to do with her chirping like a bird? Andy Here: Well me and my far away mom found this cereal called puffed millet, so we got mum some. Mum loves it and can eat it without getting sick, so now mum is back to eating cereal when she is real hungry, only millet is really bird food so with all the puffed millet mum is eating she is starting to chirp like a bird. Possum Here: Is she going to grow feathers too? Andy Here: Nah I don't think she eats that much of the puffed millet. Hey Possum we need to stop wasting space on the news letter, we need to tell some real news, I will start. First off this is very important!! April 9, 2006 is Adoptions days up in Henrietta, at Petco. Mum, Miss Donna, Miss Anna, Miss Kristie, Miss Christina and Mr. Ben are going to be there for education and letting people know we are here to find 4-ever homes. So there is not going to be any shelter day Sunday April 9, 2006 everyone is going to be at Petco. Miss Christina and Mr. Ben has been coming to visit us to learn about us ferrets, they want to adopt somebody so they want to learn all they can. Miss Nichole went to Brockport and got us our meds we needed, when she came with the meds she got to meet the 2 new kids that are now living here with us. Mum finally gaved them names. Jack and Jill is what she calls them. Miss Donna has been coming down to help mum cause she is sick so Miss Donna gets our play rooms cleaned up. Miss Kristie came to help too, she plays with us just like Miss Donna does, and we love to have them come to play with us. Possum Here: Hey Andy it is my turn to tell some news now!!! Mum went to a birthday party for Miss Pat, mum, Aunt Mary, Miss Deb, Miss Jill, were all at the party to say happy happy birthday!! It was a nice party. Even Your Kaleigh was there. Mum asked me to remind you that we do not have long distance for our telephone so use our email address if you want to talk with mum and you live far far away. , also our road is closed but you can still get to our house, you just need to keep coming past the road closed sign. Andy Here: Okay Possum we need to get this letter finished it is getting too long! Okay listen up everybody; keep this date open June 3, 2006 It is Clinic day.... Mum is starting to get goofy and crazy cause June 3 is just 6 weeks away, if you want to come to clinic send mum and email she will send you the registration form for your fur kids. If you do not need to see our favorite Doc but you still want to come just let mum know so she knows how many hot dogs to buy. Can't wait to see you all again! Until Next Month; Andy Senior reporter Cub-Reporter in Training Possum Ziggy; from Rainbow Bridge with an unending supply of cheweasels in heaven. They grow on trees and drop like apples... International Ferret Congress Vendor Coordinator http://ferretcongress.org IGive Fund Raiser for Lakeroad Ferret Farm http://www.kwickbid.com/shop.php?userid=100097 Lakeroad Ferret Farm KwickBid Store http://www.kwickbid.com/shop.php?userid=100097 Don't have time for a ferret of your own? You can sponsor one of our fur kids. There are new faces at the shelter go take at look at kids looking for new homes. lakeroad Ferret Farm Rescue Shelter http://www.ferretfarm.org Petfinder Page http://www.petfinder.org/shelters/NY559.html Shelter Video http://www.kwflatbed.com/videos/ferretfarm.wmv Shelter Mail [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 5207]