Dear Mr. Tonks and Mr. He My Mommy told me that the International Ferret Congress has adopted a ferret named IFC Gold, nicknamed Ifsy. She says he is a black-footed ferret that lives in Colorado. I have white feet, though my heels have a little black on them. I keep my feet very clean. I think I might want Ifsy as a boyfriend instead. Mommy got a picture of him in the mail. He is very big and muscular. Are you big and muscular? Very truly yours, Cassie [Posted in FML issue 5228]