Dear Miss Cassie (I did it right this time!) This is Ping is He. You just gotta steer clear of this Tonks guy, even if he gives you a bucket of foamy fries! He says he's not a memeber of TPO club, but follow this link....and smell the truth for yourself. Scroll down, check out the column (OK...Puma spelled that for me.) on the right. There are three of them. Whose name do you see seventh from the bottom? TONKS JONES. He's just "praying" that you don't look! http://www.skweezeme.com/PeteyTPO.html OK. So I'm middle aged and my top fangs hang out even when my mouth is closed. But I am a good provider (you wouldn't believe what I have stashed under the living room sofa) and a good cuddler. Even Puma says so, and she is dang hard to impress... I'm clean, I don't smell like a hedgie, and I sure don't smell like POOP! Have you checked this guy *out*, Cassie? http://livedigital.com/content/83437/ Yeah. Doot-de-doo De Doot. P. is He in MA [Posted in FML issue 5228]