Well, as soon as me an' the Missus heard that there may be a heavenly body in the sky soon, we got all excited. We headed for the old 40 acre in our trustworthy Holden Commodore. There were a lot of snakes, spiders, kangaroos & koalas in the way, and even a galah and echidna or two and so I had to drive really carefully. When we got to a place where the gum trees and wattle bushes didn't obstruct our view we got out and looked to the sky. Know what we saw? Nothin'. If you have a way of contacting the stalwart aviators, could you please relay this message: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU! From the Aussie Contingent of Sky Watchers. [Posted in FML issue 5202]