OMG!!!  Just picked this up and nearly fell off my chair laughing!!!
FAB!!!
 
Quoting Sukie Crandall <[log in to unmask]>:
> Not a very good verse but for your consideration:
>
> I love my fer-rets
> I love my fer-rets,
> What a group of little thieves
> When they steal panties
> we all go scanty
> and must hide our lack of briefs
 
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"Don't part with your illusions.  When they are gone you may still exist,
but you have ceased to live."  Mark Twain
[Posted in FML issue 5223]