OMG!!! Just picked this up and nearly fell off my chair laughing!!! FAB!!! Quoting Sukie Crandall <[log in to unmask]>: > Not a very good verse but for your consideration: > > I love my fer-rets > I love my fer-rets, > What a group of little thieves > When they steal panties > we all go scanty > and must hide our lack of briefs -- "Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live." Mark Twain [Posted in FML issue 5223]