Dear Nan and Early,
 
You wrong bout da kitten food.  I luv dat stuff, specially da kind my mom
calls "junky cat food." I tink da name is Pureena.  My mom use ta give it
ta me as treats until she find da worms in da box and trew da whole ting
out.  Why she do dat?  i'd eat da worms too!!!  Yummmmm.
 
Rocky, da junk-food ferret
[Posted in FML issue 5186]