Hiya all dis be SaraFerret. Pologies for being so slow. Dose kits are running around and sure keep a "Mommy" ferret busy even if dey arent her own. Well dat isnt exactly de truth--these adopts me, so what was me to do. Dose kits know a softie rights away. Well anyways, some of the ferrets got notice on Val day dat dere Ferret Dad, Roger was crossing de Human side of de Rainbow Bridge which an entirely separate entrance. Well dey asks me if I would go wit dem as dey were a bit nervous. So I checks wit de Boss who wasnt quite sure dat I should go, since I wasnt his furrie. But in de end He says ok. So I tells de ferts dat I would be joining dem, but dat I couldnts greets him as de Humans have a different One to greet dem --de Creator. (note from SaraFerret's mommy- one flame and I will send 50 ferts to close evil thoughts). As you can see my earth Mommy was a bit concerned as to de scorching I mights gets-- but what de heck. So de note says it was a surprise leave-taking from earth for Mr Roger, Ferret Dad-par excellence (dictionary agains) as he was on a romantic holiday in somepace calls Haways or someting. Well all his business, Ole Sneakers, Nosey, Basil--Gigi, Buddy, Shasta, Baby Suzette, Puppy and Trixie and others I couldnts remembers dere names all came by and picks me up on dere Great Pyrenees Express, very handy for a multitude of ferts going some pace. In facts dere were 2 of dese beautiful doggies. So we gets to de Human bridge where de Creator and surprise de Boss is waiting--also an even bigger surprise--de Boss and Creator are one and same. Wowsie dat means dat He loves us as much as Peoples. Dere he comes in de distance a longs and winding path across de human bridge. What a fine looking human he was and the business cheered yeah, Huzzah, and yippee and dooks galore and war dances and joy dances. I stood back a bit as I sure didnt want to get in wit dem as I wasnt part of his business. De business caught me and drags me up front and wowsie was I afraid as I hadnt seen a Human since I passed over de bridge. Excepts for dream like visins of my Mommy when I dook messages to her. Well de Human made it and greeted by de Boss (aka Creator). He walks rights up to Ferret Dad and says in a very loud voice--Well done my good and faithful servant welcome to de Rainbow Bridge and all my beloved creatures, our ferrets. Well you can imagine how hushed we all were. Den de yippees broke out, and before you could say "Party" De Ferret Dad came over to me, little ole insignificant (dictionary) me and says you must be Ms SaraFerret, I just want to tells you how happy you made me and Ferret Mom wit your greetings to ours ferts. My mouth just opened and I couldnt talks and den he picks me ups and hugs me for a few minutes and den I gots big tears in my eyes. I realizes how much I miss my humans but I donts wants dem to come until de Boss says OK. He puts me over his shoulder and we hops on de Pyrenees Express to Mustey Land and dere is a special pace for meetings wit humans and a big sign dat said Welcome Daddy. Can you imagine him holding me all dat way and not one of his fertz were jealous. I just hung close to his shoulders. It was such a warm comforting feeling, but den we landed and Ferret Dad put me backs on my paws and gives me a nosey kiss before going off to party wit his business, but I was invited and so were my kits Isabel and Serena. My what a day. Such a beautiful day. I didnt feel sorry for myself for not having a human here as witout my human on earth I could never send messages to de fmlers whatever dey are. Dooks of love and huggies to my Mommy and to Ferret Mom. OOPS, forgots to add a message Ferret Dad wanted to send to Ferret Mom-it wents like dis. My dearest--he had to spell de big words--my darling, I loves you and takes your times to enjoy life and de other ferrets. Dooks of Love SaraFerret from de Rainbow Bridge [Posted in FML issue 5185]