OK, Scott is shaving and has migratory hairs on his body, Blacky Black
Bear is slurpin' up the cauldrin, then WHO is snaping those pictures
(adorable pictures, by the way)?  It couldn't be the wife who comes in
later and knocks the snot out of her husband for letting his side-kick
slurp yucky water--could it?  Hum, I sometimes wonder about you Wolfy.
Sometimes I think the stories my ferrets tell me about you are true.
After all they hear it on the FLO and your ferrets started that, I bet!
 
BLAWha-ha ha ha!
[Posted in FML issue 5178]