Dear Petey TPO, My mommy and I got our membership cards in da mail yestewday. Tanks you so much. My wast name not be Hill anymore since my mommy and daddy got mawied, but it used to be my wast name, so it be ok. Mommy's fwiend Alison was wondering ifin she could be a member too as she gets pooped on all da time by da babies she and mommy take care of in da hospital. She tinks she's earned it, and she was jealous of Mommy's card when Mommy showed her it yestewday. Anyways, tanks again for mine and Mommy's card. Might have to be likes Willow and gets my Mommy to gets me a wallet too. Hmmm..... Love, Sammy TPO [Posted in FML issue 5197]