Dear Petey, I had the honor of being pooped on by my boy Sammy this weekend while we were prepping for the Spring Nationals show. It was his turn to get a bath, and all I did was turn on the water in the tub and then I felt this warm thing on my tee shirt just above my boob. Sammy was hanging out on my shoulder with his butt in the front. I looked down to see what it was, and sure enough, I got pooped on!!!! Little bugger. So I sent my donation and am requesting membership in your club since you are now equal opportunity (how nice of you). Sammy having read yesterdays FML saw Judy's post that says the poopers can also have membership? Is that true, because we've been arguing about it as the website says the pooped on, and he wants membership and is wondering if he has to get one of his brudders or sisters to poop on him to get in. He thought with what he did to his momma that he should be a shoe in. Thanks. Jennifer and Sammy Manlapaz [Posted in FML issue 5188]