The Story of Da "BRITCHES" ! To the tune of "Gilligan's Island" Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of talent true. Two caring sisters, loved by all, could sew thier butts of too. One sis was mighty sewin' girl, the other sewin' strong. A thought came to thier heads one day, they sewed for hours long...... they sewed for hours long. The weather was untimely hot, it brought them both itch-es. But there for the courage of the sewing two, They came up with "BRITCHES" !...... they came up with "BRITCHES" ! "BRITCHES" took off like sunblock on a tropic desert isle, with colors brite, some muted too, some look like grass, some like dirt. There's tropical, and all kinds, Flo's "BRITCHES" for Fert's ! s.pyron 3/18/06 [Posted in FML issue 5186]