Beaker,
 
I toll you to stop dat belching stuff.  We be ferrets and we poof not
belch.  Sheeesh you got your bubbles goin da wrong way.  And brudder
you dance like a spaz.  I tink you learned dat from Tonks.  Next time
you come over I will give you poofing lessons again.
 
Poof,
Petey TPO
[Posted in FML issue 5171]