Well, we have a budding new Olympic sport at the house. I think y'all will be adding your own variations of this in future FML's. It's called "Housekeeping With Ferrets". In the first event we have "Vacuuming": Step one; open closet door to get vacuum and set in center of room. Step two; open closet door to retrieve ferret(s). Step three; pull ferret(s) off of vacuum and warn them you are going to be using it. Step four; plug in vacuum. Step five; pull ferret(s) off of vacuum and again warn them, this time add the forward/backward movement. Step six; turn on vacuum. Step seven; turn off vacuum & retrieve ferret(s) from ceiling fan. Step eight; repeat step five. Step nine; turn on vacuum. Step ten; turn off vacuum and remove ferrets from inside sweat pant legs of the ones you are wearing. Step eleven; return vacuum to closet & close door. Step twelve; open closet door and retrieve ferret(s). Step thirteen; tell visitors that notice messy floors to get over it, you are owned by ferrets. Next event? How about "Cleaning out the refrigerator"..... film at 11. Debbie [Posted in FML issue 5195]