Hmmm....will someone please tell the California Fish and Game that there ARE no penguins in California for ferrets to kill? None. Not even in Southern California (Closer to the Southern Hemisphere, where penguins *do* live) where the little black tuxes would look really sharp cruising Rodeo Drive, and they could live in Nicole Kidman's swimming pool and eat sushi. California does not even have an *immigrant* popluation of penguins sneaking across its southern border (did I mention that penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere?) and sneaking into the state by walking on their little yellow webbed feet across the Sonoran Desert with canteens tucked beneath their front flippers. Waddle waddle waddle. Among the cactus. No. Doesn't happen. Just a thought. Alexandra in MA [Posted in FML issue 5142]