1. Those stories about blenders overheating--aren't lies. 2. Those overheated blenders smell. Very, very bad. 3. Socks are made for one species and one species only-- ferrets. 4. If your friends don't like your ferrets they aren't worth it. Drop 'em. 5. Cleaning poop is better than not having it there in the first place:) 6. Something is wrong when you give a lecture to your highschool friends about adrenalectomies and then claim August comes directly after May. 7. Love comes in all shapes, colors and species. 8. Sometimes it's worth making a big fuss. 9. Love is taste-testing duck soup, medications, and ferretone. 10. Ferret mouths are cleaner than humans, so drinking out of the same glass isn't a problem. Right? 11. Who cares if your family thinks youre nuts when paper towels and baking soda are on your Christmas list? Krista and her five fuzzy kids:) Interested in saving the lives of animals? Visit http://www.veganoutreach.org/index.html or email me for more info. [Posted in FML issue 5148]