You know you have a bad case of ferretitis when: You build a mezzanine level in the ferret room to give them more space You take your ferret cage car shopping to make sure it will fit Your ferrets have their own Santa stockings You fit your showers in with your ferret's schedules You give a running commentary as to your ferret's movements around the floor while holding a conversation with a friend and don't even notice you are doing it. You check under your friends couch cushions before sitting down You are amazed when people look at you funny after you vocalize your ferret's thoughts in the first person Getting dressed in the morning becomes a battle of wits You have stopped caring that you are always covered in fur Erin and the furry four (yep ferret math strikes again) [Posted in FML issue 5147]