Hi, my name is Rascals and I just recently had my head pooped on by my brother Whiskers. Ya see, we have our own playroom, but mom has a playpen set up as a "gate" to the room/also used as a playpen on the forbidden "carpet" area of the hallway. Before mom puts us away for the night in our cage, she will take us into the "playpen" area to play with us for awhile, 1 at a time. Well, mom was playing with Whiskers in the playpen area, when she seen Whiskers starting to back up against the wall of the playpen. She hurried up and picked Whiskers up and went to place him over the wall back into the playroom area, where I was eagerly waiting for my turn in the playpen with her, and Whiskers let go all over my head. Right after eating a bowl of chicken gravy with a little whipping cream in it. Wasn't a pretty sight. Wasn't happy about the bath that followed either. I am sure this qualifies me for the club. When do I get my official membership card???? -- Vicki L. Henderson aka FerretFanatic Chance, Whiskers & Rascal! Earnhardt (ferret in training!) sadly missing but not forgotten: Buzz, Woody, Miss Tizzy, Ginger Snap, General Kaos & Taylor. [Posted in FML issue 5139]