found this on craigslist
 
Free Ferret To Good Home
 
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Date: 2006-01-13, 10:49PM EST
 
Bring home a new addition to your household today.Free, mostly white,
female ferret,approximately 4 years old and very playful.Comes with
cage,toys,sleeping hammock and about a months supply of food.
 
a..  no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
 
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[Posted in FML issue 5123]