Excuse the delay of a terribly important storm warning. The origin of the warning system was temporarily damaged and out of comminication with the rest of the country due to a catastrophic event, hence this alert was not able to broadcast sooner. Days before xmas eve, hurricane Renee a category 5, traveled at an accelerated rate down the east coast due south. Chattanooga Tn took a direct hit as the storm stalled with the eye directly over Wolfy's house. For two days the storm delayed twisting and turning the family into a whirlwind of Christmas cheer. While wreaking havoc over the area, a bereaved autistic boy was sucked right out of his own home experiencing long durations of tremendous social practices such as shopping in extreme situations at malls, southern Walmarts, grocery stores, Barnie's coffee and tea, and much more. The boy bravely took the full brunt of the storm alone. In the process, he was shockingly transformed from a little professor appearance to a pimpin' stud. He endured modeling clothes, long sessions in the Body and Bath shop, and bore the burden of carrying an arm load of men's product that only studs need. The boy was swept up and carried through the wilds of Chattanooga on three separate occasions. He is recovering as we speak, but has suffered permanent damage from days of hugs, kisses, and home cooking. The household took quite a beating. After the family accessed the situation, they were left to find a kitchen so full of food that grocery bags were left on the floor with food that could not fit into the refrig or all of the cabinets. Even the wild birds outside were left with bird cakes. When checked, the family's pet ferrets were found packed into a velvety soft sleep sack that left them in the notorious dead ferret sleep. A frightening site. All have recovered nicely however. Lastly, the family found a great mess and disarray by and under their tree. Scattered all over was more debris left by the storm in the form of Christmas presents. It was horrifying and it will take quite some time to rebuild. The storm finally picked up speed and took a turn towards Louisiana, where it is said she looped around, and completed a 180 degree turn. This took many days. This is an unusual event for a storm, but not unheard of. What IS unheard of is that the storm seemed to follow the same pattern as it had before and not only crossed Chattanooga, but once again briefly stalled over the same exact area. Carried in the storm was some debris left from hurricane Katrina in the form of two confused ferrets. The storm is said to have such a shocking effect on the woman in the Chattanooga home that she has actually transformed from a full blown bipolar episode coupled with devastation over the loss of a family member. She is left with nearly no sadness, and with a little reprieve from her illness. These beneficial effects maybe temporary, but many will not be. An older teenage boy in the family has permanent damage left thinking he has an imaginary extra family member. Very sad. The man in the family was a rock and seemed unaffected, other than the misery of seeing the mess under his tree. It is said that this storm is to literally bounce up and down the coast northward. No doubt tell tale debris will be left in its wake. Scattered behind it's path might be things such as hand creams in cabinets, food in the kitchen, packets from 5 star restaurants, literature, toothbrushes, laughter, hideous amounts of joy and even ferrets. It is recommended that you do not follow the usual recommendations of a normal hurricane and flea but rather to ride it out. Wolfy <http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com> Sean and Rocky Slide show <http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=7222047&uid=3512225> [Posted in FML issue 5110]