A strange being appeared during the International Ferret Symposium in Atlanta a few years back. The audience endured a rather raucous and undisciplined large ferret as it tore through the eloquent lecture and demonstration that a most professional Wolfy Stout had prepared. Wolfy, a professional, ferret handler could not even prevent this creature from ripping her husbands underwear out of her hands using her bare teeth nor from digging up a rather large hotel plant. This "thing" seemed to stem from Linda Iroff in the audience who has since then been known to have a split personality. At least this is what the evidence suggests. The legendary apparition has been dubbed Lindarerret. It is still unknown to this day, which is the personification of which. Linda Iroff, or Lindaferret. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up. Being the most experienced of reporters, I cannot breach any ethical journalistic practices such as disclosing the source of this rather disturbing shot of a bonded and raving Lindaferret. I hope she has had all her rabies shots, since she seems to be quite out of control. The circumstances of the content in the photo are unknown. It could be that someone has finally reprimanded the bad Lindaferret. I, myself, find it hard to believe that this clever creature would let itself be caught. Unless there is a masochistic tendency in Lindaferret .... or Linda Iroff. http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/wolfysluv/detail?.dir=/3a0b&.dnm=c604re2.jpg Wolfy http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com Sean and Rocky Slide show http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=7222047&uid=3512225 [Posted in FML issue 5114]