Popcorn,
 
You be a member of da Petey TPO club now.  We is special guys, my Mommy
says so.  And don't worry about da baths, a couple of good poofs and ya
smell good again.  And there is always rolling in da litter box, dat
always works for me too.
 
Your fwiend,
Petey TPO
[Posted in FML issue 5130]