I was thinking last night of all of the words and phrases I've learned from the FML over the years... most of which I never would have thought of on my own, but are incredibly appropriate. I thought I would share my short (much appreciated) vocabulary. Dook - ferret "giggle" or "laughing" sound Carpet shark - ferret Flat ferret - very tired ferret collapsed on the floor Lick-lick-chomp - we understand this, but good to know mine aren't the only ones who do this :) SND (sleeping not dead) - scared the heck out of me the first time, but at least I'd heard about it before it happened to me! Bottle-brush - a "fluffed up" ferret (or ferret tail) Punishment poopie - no explanation needed FLO (ferret liberation organization) - the reason for all the really wierd stuff my ferrets steal Any one have more to add that I'm missing? I really appreciate all the info and sharing that happens here - good times and bad. It's been a great help and comfort... oh, and definitely amusement, too... many times. Keep up the good work you guys! Debbie [Posted in FML issue 5083]