Hey, How come there are bald spots on my Christmas tree?  Why are the
ordinments disappearing?  Where are they going?  Why the the tree
sometimes shake?  Elves?  Am I being haunted by the Sukieghost, the
wolfyghost or the Robinghost?  Will the tree disappear also?  Egads!
I must be Christmas again.
[Posted in FML issue 5097]