Could anyone help me? I've always been proud of how smart Napoleon has always been (even including things like opening the bedroom door by himself and jumping on the couch by himself) but he's gotten into the habit of scratching on my bedroom door for 20 minutes straight at 5 AM!!!!!! And I'm beggining to think he knows the (locked) door isn't going to open and he's just doing it to spite me. Don't laugh, because when I leave for work in the mornings he jumps on top of my shelves and knocks down all my encyclopedias. And it's not casually knocking them over, it's completely intentional (I watched him!!!! He did it right in front of me!!!).......Has anybody seen Willard?? He's like Big Ben, the fattest rat that actually almost kills Crispen Glover. Well, Napoleon is huge (at least 5 pounds) and is trying to drive me insane I just know it! Not only that, my closet is a mess when I come home.....What can I do to stop the scratching? I prop a heavy couch-sized pillow in front of my door but he's so freaking strong...He's the only ferret I know who can lift his own body weight! Candy "Sleeps with One Eye Open" Herrera Check out Jinx's Profile! Myspace.com/thesexless3 [Posted in FML issue 5085]