From the dark blue smoke that has mysteriously and abruptly appeared before you emerges a woman clad in midnight blue robes. After you catch your breath from her wondrous beauty (which is very difficult I might add), you realize that it's the great, all knowing (yes, Kathleen and Robin "I know"), and ferrety one ... the Ferret Oracle. "Oh ferret love slaves, behold the wonder! My sidekick and partner in crime ... er in all things ferrety, I mean, has bestowed onto me a link to a nifty video. A clip that she stole from an unwitting anonymous one from the left coast we'll call Bird. I'm not sure how the Bird devil came across this marvel, but who cares. For it is mine now. And what's mine is yours, oh you ferret puppets of the FML you." "Behold!" <http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=638387270173740754&q=ferret> The Great Ferret Oracle, Slave to no one and object of worship by many. [Posted in FML issue 5049]