Our humans accidently packaged up our teleporter and flying saucer with the holiday decorations last year. They keep joking about doing the whole house in pipe cleaner and bead "Flying Spaghetti Monsters" this year. We are worried that we will not be able to recover our equipment if they do so. If push comes to shove when the action deadline approaches -- if they have not brought up the holiday boxes -- and someone has a spare of either a flying saucer or a teleporter, could you please, teleport it to us? [Posted in FML issue 5064]