Hi all, wowsie have we all been so busy. Sandee has been tied up in knots as her tail-braiding went wrong and made her tail so frizzy that it hurts--so the hairdresser has to keep brushing conditioner into it. I am so glad I did do the hairbraiding. I have been taking pepsis and crackers and jokes to her while she is hiding out from embarrassment at the awry tail. De Boss says just a bit of prayer and conditioning will work but it will be a day or so. So I has been trying to get some of her works done. Hope you all dont mind. Anyway -- we got de news dat Ziggy-cub reporter was gettin ready to cross de bwidge. We waited at our sides of de bwidge for his beginning crossing and sure enough dere he was--heh-heh--superman cape--must remind Xiggy dat wings makes one fly. But guess what--he made his entrance by literally flying across de bwidge wit barely a paw to de bwidge. First time for anyting like dat. Wowsie dat ferret knows how to make an entrance. We had his wingsand halo and new hammock all lined up as his gang knew de tings he liked. But wouldnt ya know it. He brought a new furry hammie wit him but we had his beautiful gossamer ferret-angel wings. We all got him lined up with blue gossamer wings and a gold halo to match. Of course he is now in charge of reporting Rainbow Bridge news. De Boss even came over to check Ziggy out and said HE should would like to have someone help keep HIM up wit the news at de Mustey side of our bridge. We musteys are known to cause a bit more of a stir den de other sides--heh-heh--we have wild and loving spirits and sometimes gets carried away. Ziggy gots a bit in a hurry and wanted to fly wit his wings right away wit no lessons and he did quite well, but--he did a spin and overspun and went straight down into a cloud--okay we dug him out of de cloud and he agrees dat he will need a couple of lessons. We musteys get carried away once in a while (uh--maybe all in a while LOL). Ziggy sends his love to his earth family but his group dat is here will cheer him up. Dey all invited me to a wardance celebration and of course dere home is the headquarters of all wild and crazy musteys--everyone who is anyone was dere--mudslides courtesy of otters, even a few ermines who of course complained of de heat, raccoons, a few skunks, one chow who tinks he is a ferret, numerous cats, rabbits, and mousies. Party central was de rule of de day. I do believe dat it was de biggest party ever this side of de bridge. My paws were danced to shreds even with furry dance booties on. My new tail drew attention--even poor Sandee wit her beautiful tail wrapped in a gauze bandage was dere althou she didnt do dance or tings like dat. She just viewed de parties and drank Pepsis (we ferrets love pepsi) and sweet iced tea and crackers with squirt cheese--tres favorite-my french isnt too good. so tres is abouts all I can do. We will be sending more messages from bridge to earth now dat we have a real reporter. We is all so tired dat we just grabbed blankies and slept where we dropped. Love, dooks, hugs, a bark from de Chow SaraFerret reported from de Bridge [Posted in FML issue 5053]