I'm Only A Ferret I'm only a ferret, and I own the whole place... Up there on your chair, on your bed in your face! I'm only a ferret, and I don't finick much... I'm happy with treats and more treats and such! I'm only a ferret, and we'll get along fine... As long as you know I'm not yours... you're all mine! Author Unknown * Becky * [Posted in FML issue 5027]