Dear FML This evening I was able to witness a classic ferret comedy performed by none other than Alex ( as herself ) and Puma ( as herself ) . The scene opens with Puma sneaking under the chair by the plant shelf . Alex: speaking to Puma ; "Don't go up there , don't you dare go up there!" Puma gives Alex a look of distane and continues her ascent of the forbidden plant shelf. Alex, speaking in a loud voice ; "If you go up there I'll blow on you !" (in the backround you can hear Dann chuckeling ) Puma pays Alex no mind , looks into the long tourtured plant and takes a long sniff before climbing into the pot . Alex ; muttering "damn ferrett" sets down her cup of tea , rocks to break the suction of the couch ,stands up yelling "I told you I would blow on you " walks over to the plant shelf where Puma is now starting to dig the poor plant again, picks up Puma and blows on her face . Puma's ears fold back but other than that there is no sign of disturbance to her .(Again in the backround is Dann chuckeling ) Alex then sets Puma down with a firm warning "If you do it again I'll blow on you again! " at this point Puma starts climbing up the chair next to the plant shelf. Alex ; while sitting back on the couch questions Puma " What are you going to do from there " Puma , performing her olympic diving routine lands a near perfect dive onto the plant .Then, with a great heave, she pulls the plant backwards off the shelf. The plant and ferret do a complete flip leaving the ferrett covered in an inch of potting soil . At this point the Noble Allis Chompers the dog dives under the table to hide ,Dann is on the couch laughing so hard that his face is the color of his red shirt and he is gasping for air . Alex, standing with a small string of muttered curses yells at the ferrett "I'm going to blow on you! " (Dann is now laughing so hard there is no sound ) picks up the ferrett and blows on her . The ferrett, not really caring (because her and Dann play the blow on the ferrett game when they are on the floor being rough) starts playing the bite Alex while she cleans up the dirt game . Alex, not knowing this game keeps yelling "If you bite me I'll blow on you!" Puma: "Isn't that how you play this game?" ( Dann is now prostrate on the couch gasping for air shaking ) Alex then takes the again wounded plant and with a sigh dumps it into the digging box . Round one the ferrett ! Dann husband to Alex Honey where is my inhailer? Alex from another room " Bend over. " [Posted in FML issue 5035]