Dis is SaraFerret--I am one the three ferrets who welcome new ferrets that has passed away from dere earthplace and now enter heaven via the Rainbow Bridge. Well folks and ferrets, I was not feeling up to par--everyone noticed it--saying whatever is bothering that girl. Well Mommie Staci, I guess I was helping de Boss do some of the bookwork about the load of furries coming across. We agree that must be some kind of epizootal flu. Then I heard some really loud noise from the end of de Bwidge. Wowsie, de Boss sent me to check on the noise (of course he knows where its coming from after all he made us. So I hops over to de bridge. Geesh I should have been here all de time. Wowsie, this must be de ferret dat Mommie Staci had told us about. Of course I ran to get others of her business. We were grouped around there waiting to meet the Queen Chloe. Then we saw her start to come across--she was walking very assured of herself. And like she would not take any garbage from anyone. De other ferrets were starting war chants and wardancing to welcom her. Of course Osirius ran and got a big bunch of meadow flowers in a bouquet. We then became aware of the music sorta like an angel choir. Oh my-I had forgotten that today was practice-Finally Queen Chloe made her way across without even letting the bwidge. To be quite honest I think the bridge was too afraid to swing. Den she was in our mist and wowsie was she a pretty ferret--I think this lady fur will be the talk of the Kibbles Garage and de Otter mudslide. I meant pretty is the word for it-- spectacular is the right word. But Chloe had a surprise for all of us. She says in dis place I will not allow anyone to call me Queen. From now on I am Chloe. While her business was showing off with their dances, Chloe whispered to me and said--Well Ms SaraFerret arent you amazed as to how I crossed the bridge without it swaying. Well I had been practicing at home on walking on swaying surfaces or ropes. I laughed and laughed and then she got such a big bunch of giggles she was about ready to explode. Well I asks her if she would like to try on some wings so if there was any altering it could be done quickly. You mean those Kits and Aunties do all your wings. I tells her well really we have been working nonstop to keep up with the ferrets crossing de bridge. We got to her new home and wowsie it spotless and de litter pan was clean just looked brand new and they had tea and ferret cookies and all dat stuff. So we danced for so long dat the otters came over and we really made a party. Just telling you earth people and esp Mommy Staci that this place is de greates and after she passes probation she will get to look through the pool of water and be able to see you. I drug myself homewith Osirius helping me cause I was so tired the paws and legs just wanted to collapse. Loves, dooks, hugs from SaraFerret [Posted in FML issue 5028]