Dear All, All this talk of ferrets in bathrooms and I found myself humming this and thought I would inflict in on you all. The original song is by The English Beat and called Mirror in the Bathroom but these lyrics seem to fit just as well..... Ferret in the bathroom Please don't wee Oh listen to me now Listen to my plea Can I bribe you with some Ferretone Or bring you some sables You can watch them dook Whilst you are eating Ferret in the bathroom Nestling in my pants Every Saturday you see me Change your hammocks Find no interest in the clean bedding But a thousand other smells In the bag of poo, poo, poo... Ferret in the bathroom You're my ferret in the bathroom You're my ferret in the bathroom You're my ferret in the bathroom Ferret in the bathroom Hug you tight For all your dooks Of happiness For all the joy You give me Fills up my heart with Happy lo-ove Ferret in the bathroom Please feel free The washing pile Is yours to bounce On. Can I bribe you with some Ferretvite It smears on nicely Will give you a 'tache While you are eating Ferret in the bathroom Ferret in the bathroom... Love and dooks, Susan x -- "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free,and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -Hunter S. Thompson- [Posted in FML issue 5023]