nooooooooooooooo.  AWWWWNOLD doesn't have the thong anymore.  he heard
us talking about him, and unloaded the evidence, by giving it to scott
anonymously!  only dippy knew where it came from!  and she alerted my
ferrets to a possible humongo sale to the underpants gnome society,
which is how i heard about it!
[Posted in FML issue 5043]