OH... what a horrible shock! We Here at the Richmond Ferret Rescue League have just been informed that Lisa L., Director for the Ferret Haven By-The-Sea is actually a MUTANT! YES!!! And we have Ms. Scaley slated to judge our Ferret Feista Specialty Show at the Virginia State Fair THIS SATURDAY!!! Oh. if only our Show Spies had discovered this sick, disgusting, possibly contagious disease sooner. Sigh. We've found out that she is actuaklly covered from her neck down to her... upper thighs... with dark, smelly, ridged SCALES. But... Our SHOW MUST GO ON. So, it's still not too late to come see a two-in-one event. The RFRL's silly-ass show, and... the LIZARD WOMAN who probably reeks like an iguana mixed with ferret anal glands! Oh Heaven help us. No wonder she's been "abrasive" and pissy whenever she attends our events. heavens, she's always scratching- And all this time I thought she suffered from piss-or-is-or-is (or exema)....ummmm... make that leprosy. Or, maybe,..... a serious long-term yeast infection. Yummy. Oh well. She's still a damn good judge. I just hope she doesn't stick to her chair, or eat any contestants if she' s hungry. Hey, might be fun to watch....from a VERY VERY safe distance. We still love ya', Lisa. Scales and all. Hugs, a very terrified crew from RFRL, especially, Marlene, Tracie and Nancy! [Posted in FML issue 5007]