Q: "Some time ago you posted some funny ferret sayings. Do you have any for bumper stickers"and can we use them to raise money?" A: Ok, and you can use them as long as ALL profits go to ferret shelters or clubs. Just tell me when you do it. With all the traveling I've been doing lately, I've seen a lot of bumper stickers in that time, so the timing is somewhat timely. In no particular order: 01. Wanna Watch My Weasel Dance? 02. If You Won't Kiss My Weasel, Would You Pet It? 03a. My Ferret Is Smarter Than California 03b. My Ferret Is Smarter Than Ron Jurek 03c. My Ferret Is Smarter Than Your Governor 03d. My Ferret Is Smarter Than The California Fish & Game 04. Ferret Slaves Unite! 05. Household Ruled By Weasels 06. Ferrets Don't Kill Humans: Dogs Do 07. Excuse Me, Is That A Ferret In Your Pocket? 08. Ferrets Do It Low And Long 09. I'd Rather Have A Ferret In Front Of Me Than Have A Frontal Lobotomy 10. Ferrets Need Scruff Love 11a. Ferrets Have Cornered the Poop Market 11b. Ferrets Have CaCaLand Cornered 12. You Can't Ferret-Proof Your Heart Bob C [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 5005]