A dynamic duo surfaced in town this past week. Two fiesty coniving ferrety ferrets! I have really had my hands full. These spirits did not drift onto the bridge. They exploded onto the bridge in a firery ball. One gal was named Lightening. The other was named Oglesnorf. Now, I could have kept Lightening busy, but that Oglesnorf is a bad influence. And I may have been able to calm Oglesnorf down, but that Lightening lights a fire under that gal like no other. Despite their energy, I was able to sit them down, and very seriously give them a message from Linda, their mom. I told them how very sorry she was that she could not do more for them. This made them feel very warm. I could feel the warmth eminating from them. It was quite a feeling. They told me that they would try to reach their mom through the warmth in the air on earth. So, hopefully, whenever she feels some warmth on her cheek, she'll think of them. The seriousness did not last. These girls are very mischievious. Oglesnorft took it upon herself to try and chase the locals and nip them while Lightening cheered her on. I finally grabbed Oglesnorft by one of her big ole ears and told her to stop. Then I got a grand idea. Hmmm. I'll show her bitey. We took a trip to where the wild wolverines live. Muahahaha. And I told her, to have at it. Yeah. Go nip those big clawed toes. They like that. Lightenings eyes grew big, but O took it as a challenge. Let me tell ya, O found herself a great new past time. Lightening cheerleads and O sneaks up on wolverines and tries to nip their back feet and escape the giant swats they unleash on her. She is so much faster than them however. So worry not. Linda, everytime you feel a little gush of wind, that is wolverine swatting nothing but air, because O has nipped its back toes and taken off with Lightening. [Posted in FML issue 4995]