Oh, Puh-leeze Risa!
 
We've known you for a long time around here on the FML.  We *know* you
 
"sniff and nuzzle their......", and we don't care.  Heck, we didn't even
blink.
 
Some of us here have fur on our noses, too.  (Maybe not from the same
*place* as yours, but fur, nonetheless.)
 
And Oh, by the way!  That's illegal in Alabama, OK?  Just so you know.
 
Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 4979]