1. I clean up their accidents and don't ask who did it. 2. I don't investigate said "accidents" to see if they are indeed accidents. 3. I give lots of snuggles, but know when it's time to put them down. They're so busy afterall! 4. I dole out the ferretone daily 5. I never sit or step on unsuspecting lumps in the carpet, blanket, etc.... 6. I scritch that "feels so good" area on their neck 7. I make mushy duck soup (ok, only 2 out of 3 ferrets are happy about this) 8. I finally broke the "cage habit" and let them safely free-roam (in a small condo!) 9. I buy Cheerios 10. I consider their nibble bites as affectionate "grooming". 10 Things my ferrets don't like about me I clean their ears I put them through long car rides to the vet I can't stop kissing them once I start I sniff and nuzzle their [Posted in FML issue 4977]