A while ago someone asked if ferrets mark their territory. Of course they do! And the best proof I have is the late neuter male that boards with me. Lately he's been jumping in the empty bathtub in the morning and peeing down the drain. But today he got on the table while I was out. Now, my table often has various piles of stuff on it, and I happened to have a door hanger I bought at the symposium on one such pile. It has a photo of a ferret asking to be played with. How cute. Well, he chose that picture to urinate on. Ferrets know more than we think!!! Carol Owens, Tucson [Posted in FML issue 4946]